My mom sent me this in an email. I got a few laughs out of it. James - this is not a shot.... I just thought I would share the humor.
NEW CLASSES FOR MEN!
ALL ARE WELCOME!!!
OPEN TO MEN ONLY!!!!
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants
The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:
DAY ONE
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation
TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
DISHES & SILVERWARE: DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.
LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum
DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS: DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE TRASH?
Group discussion and role play
HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH PowerPoint presentation
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation
LIVING WITH ADULTS: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE Bring your calendar or PDA to class
GETTING OVER IT: LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME Individual counselors available
We all love and appreciate our spouses......
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4 comments:
LOVE IT! I think it was a hint to ole' James... :)
I don't see the humor in this at all. Let me know where this will be held. I think it would be benifical to see how others have overcome these obstacles.
However, I would like to see presentations on:
The physical differences between cleaning and straightening.
Explaining the difference of the cell phone and home phone to your spouse.
Oprah: Friend or foe?
Please Make Sense: A look in to the woman's world of PMS
I think those would help the program tackle all those issues that guys just seem to not be able to grasp.
ok-i love the email but james might be a tad bit more histerical! (which you know i hate admitting)
Yes, still got it.
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